Here's a story written by us.. we made the entire thing up and it was fun haha... I give anyone that reads this props if they understand it haha we were so gone when we wrote this and it was EPIC.
CHAPTER 1 by Laura
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Laura who liked to wear cute pink bows in her short brown hair. She liked unicorns and rainbows and wanted to be a fairy princess when she grew up. She is also really really REALLY bored during her pre-cal, english, and art class, but that is another story. This story is about Laura and her magical wand she stole from Little Bunny Foo Foo after taking the liberty of glueing him to death with her hot glue gun. Little did this little girl named Laura know that this wand was much more then pink, sparkley, pretty, and very long; it was also dahsingly handsome. Its name was Tom. Coincidentally, this wand also had a sidekick, his name was Kal, a toothbrush who thought his name was Midnight.
One day, Laura and her wand, Tom (and Tom's sidekick toothbrush as well) were walking through the forest, when suddenly Laura stumbled upon a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide. Laura felt the unbearable need to brush her teeth. So she picked up Kal and brushed her teeth. The Hydrogen Perioxide felt used. Kal screamed that his name was Midnight, not Kal, and Laura was no longer allowed to brush her teeth with him unless she refer to him as Midnight instead of Kal.
Laura frowned at Kal (or rather at Midnight) and refused to agree to Kal's wishes. After all, he was a toothbrush. How was she supposed to take a five inch toothbrush seriously? He was three whole inches shorter than her magic wand, Tom. Kal was very angry at Laura's stubborn ways. Thus, Kal resulted into glowing a transulcent blue light and miraculously turned into an almost eight inch stick of wood from the planet Krypton. He then, revealed his true form: MIDNIGHT.
Laura finally agreed to call Kal Midnight after more hours of persuasion and transforming into objects closer and closer to the magical eight inches. Everyone was then satisfied. Laura then hit Midnight over the head with Tom and the Fairy Princess tried to cut Laura's head off after mistaking her for Little Bunny Foo Foo, but Midnight wooed the Fairy Princess with him and persuaded her to not cut anyone's head off. Midnight's was still shorter than Tom's.
The end.
CHAPTER 2 The sequel.... by Kal aka midnight
Months later, Laura coutinued calling Kal midnight, Tom had been living in a cabin training everyday to become larger... as all this was happening, midnight was out every night fighting brave battles, battles that were impossible to win, but he succeeded somehow. This made midnight become stronger and LARGER. Noone, not tom, or laura had any idea what to expect from midnight's return. Midnight had returned.. Laura was shocked! Her first words were "MIDNIGHT are you an alien or something from another planet? Midnight paused for a sec, looked her in the eyes and replied "Laura, you have no idea how ironic that question is" Tom was laughing, "ahhhhhahahahhaha midnight is ridiculus !!! ahhhhahahah!!!!" Midnight started to transform with rage, but wait! He wasn't at all transforming, it was his genitils that was changing, it was unreal, it seemed to be expanding as the seconds go by... "WHATS GOING ON WITH MIDNIGHT!?!?!?" Stay tuned for Chapter 0 which is the prequel, then stay tuned for Chapter 3 which is the sequel for chapter 2.
CHAPTER 0 The Prequel.... by Tom
In a land were everything was stupid. there was a man, a man with a huge penis, named super tom. You see super tom had many enimies, being super and all. One of which, beyond all others was little bunny foo foo. You see little bunny foo foo was jellous of super tom's huge gigantic pulsating cock, not being able to pulsate himself. so little bunny foo foo put a spell on tom givin to him by a gypsy with one mis-shapen tit. A spell in which had to use the power of the stars to tame his all powerful prick. Turning Tom into a magical talking star with a huge "rod".
Years later little bunny foo foo was nuterd by a little cute girl with bows in her hair and had his insides burned out when she shoved a hot glue gun up his ass and boiled his instestens with hot glue. she then took tom, shoved it in her snatch and walked into the sunset towards the closest CVS store. where she bought Kal, a south american toothbrush.
CHAPTER THREE&1/2 by Laura
On a not so special day, after defeating the Dickoverlord, Laura, Tom, and Kal Midnight were walking through the forest. Tom tripped and fell, and made deep passionate love with Laura. Midnight and his huge genitals found company within each other that they had not quite seen before. After the clumbsy tumble Tom took, they continued walking. Laura commented on her pink bow being slightly torn. Midnight thought long and hard, asking for his genital's oppinion. His penis hardened. Laura and Tom took several steps back to make way for the bulging bully in Midnight's pants. Tom suggested that all three of them go to Walgreens for scissors, to cut the snag from Laura's once-pretty-flawlessly vain pink bow.
Laura passed a small relief that "for everything there's Walgreens."
Kal realized he was out of condoms, and quickly agreed. If he was going to shoo his bully away properly, he would need a very hott womanand one very large condom.
The sliding glass doors of Walgreens could be seen over the hill. All three of them smiled.
Except for Midnight, he was broke.
The end.
Chapter 3: The Lost chapter but prequel to chapter 3 1/2 by Kal aka midnight
Laura YELLS!!!! "HEYYY!!! I know what's going on with Midnight!" Tom looked at laura and said "what Laura?" Laura then pointed far east with her wand towards this mystic forest which revealed a horrific scene... It was an old enemy of Midnight known as The DICKOVERLORD. Dickoverlord was a gigantic penis who rolled with many other semi little penises. "I guess Midnight is transforming so that he can disarm DICKOVERLORD!" Tom said. While Midnight and Dickoverlord were battling, Tom and Laura began to run. (in chapter 3 1/2 Tom fell while running. see above^^) "YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS BIG GIANT DICKOVERLORD YOU goonies!!!, no way!!!!" midnight screamed... Tom and Laura looked back at midnight with pouting faces. "Sorry midnight! that thing is just too big! we'll wait for you, we know you can win midnight" they both yelled. (they chickened out to make deep passionate love, see the prequel to this chapter, which is chapter 3 1/2)
The fight was over, in fact, Midnight also decided to run because he didn't want to be a large genital fighting a giagantic penis called dickoverlord. Midnight won because Dickoverlord little semi little penises decided that they would like to be free. How did the battle end against dickoverlord? "BUKKAKE ATTACK!!!" the little penises yelled letting out constant fluids drowning Dickoverlord. It was over, everyone was once againi safe.
To be continued with a story that noone know of yet.
Stay tuned... possibly making a prequel to chapter 0 prequel and will probably call it chapter .00: The beginning
or maybe chapter 4.
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